May 2012
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Confusion
The love of my life is in Afghanistan. He’s been there for 2 months and although it sucks to be so far away from him, I always knew I’d see him again in November. He has made the effort to text me just about everyday and always told me that we would be okay and be back together.
Yesterday morning he broke my heart by saying he’s thinking about take a job as working as a civilian...
April 2012
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Memory Lane
It’s a good thing to take a trip down memory lane…once in a while. I just saw some facebook post from my terrible ex (whom I’m not friends with in life or through a social network) and got curious as to what he was up to. I scrolled through a couple pictures of his (most of which were taken by me during our relationship) and found him to be more disgusting than ever. I’m...
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Derby Temper Tantrum
As the title mentions…I had a major temper tantrum at derby practice tonight. I can’t seem to shake the frustration I have with myself when it comes to getting off the ground when I do knee falls or generally bust my ass.
I was doing a drill and fell down while trying to side step quickly. No big deal. However, when trying to get up, I fell back down! Mother-effer! I get up again and...
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Quote by Andy Kaufman
tripphumor:
I realize now that I see the world as an illusion, why should any of us take it so seriously?
Long distance sucks
Long distance relationships are for the birds! I’m soo over being half way across the world from they guy I love. Everything is amplified 10-fold and the support is lacking in regards to my frustration. I can’t complain because I need to support him being in Afghanistan where he is away from everything/everyone he loves and his home. I can do that! No problem. But, when do I get...
March 2012
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January 2012
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2012
You’re great so far…with a few twist and turns already. I met an amazing and gorgeous man in November and I have high hopes for the future. I’ve started working out and am doing alright with sticking to that and I may have another sister. Weird world we live in but I can’t say I’m not beyond grateful for where my life is heading. I’m doing well in my job, made a...
December 2011
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I’m never on here anymore and it makes me sooo sad! But, I finished my first semester of grad school and made a 4.0~!! Im so stoked and I don’t know how the hell I did it!
I’m talking to a new guy but it’s long distance, which sucks. AND he will be deployed to Afghanistan in February. Needless to say, I’m treading very lightly seeing as I don’t know where this...
November 2011
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Wow...
I haven’t been on in over 4 weeks. This makes me sad. Grad school has taken over my life and that is a serious bummer. Can I get a break please? Maybe a bearded, tatooed guy with a VW bus to take me away? That would be swell. I hope Santa brings me this for Christmas.
Cheers,
Smash
October 2011
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MIA
I have been MIA for a while now…life has been way too crazy to keep up with! It’s been good, but crazy!
I’m about to head back to College Station for the weekend to go to the A&M vs. Baylor game and meet up with my best girl friends from college. I haven’t seen these broads in over a year and I’m ecstatic to feel like I’m back in college again with them!
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What if your pillow could collect your dreams, and...
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Quarter of a Century
Today is my birthday and I am now officially 25. How am I celebrating, you ask? Eating leftovers, alone, in my house, with my dogs begging for food. Welcome to adulthood. I’m probably going to go out later and have some drinks by myself. Goodbye early 20s and hello lonely, mid-20s. Hell, maybe I’ll pick myself up a young 22 year old man tonight. The night is still young.
Viva 25!
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September 2011
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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
ghdos:
purpbanga:
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
Lmao
I’m planning on using all of these at some...
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I will be a quarter century old...
I saw the most delectable guy tonight. He came into the bar I work at the other night and I couldn’t take my eyes off him. He’s tall, not too skinny, bearded and tattooed. Can I please have him for my birthday? It would be much appreciated.
Cheers
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I rarely abbreviate my text messages.
I STAY CLASSY, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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Eating in public places by myself...
Again. I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings waiting for my food to arrive because I’m starving to death. Not really. But all these people are here with their friends and my “friends” don’t text back. They’re too wrapped up in their douchebag boyfriends. Ugh. So, I shall dine alone and watch My Texas Aggies beat OSU. I just wanted to watch some college football but alas I...
neji1910 asked: Hey your very cute :) do you have a Skype? :) if you do add me on Skype my name on Skype is Neji1809
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Moment of Clarity
Receiving a blocked call and 1:30 am and answering it to hear a cop on the other end. Apparently my ex has been arrested yet again with his ignorant ass friend. Driving intoxicated with no head lights. Um… Duh.
I will be honest about what happened because if my friends and family knew what I had done next, they’d be pretty pissed and dumfounded to say the least. If you’re one...
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Shocker
I just electrocuted myself. Who does that anymore?! Lol
